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Centene Sues Government Over Report Card, Remains Committed to Quality Measurement in Principle

The real story: Centene sues the CMS over 2027 Medicare Advantage star ratings Healthcare Dive · Oct 26, 2026

Our take: Medicare Advantage star ratings are tied to bonus payments, so the stakes of a quality grade are admittedly high. Centene is now taking its 2027 score to court. Every insurer supports accountability right up until the grade arrives. Somewhere, a patient waits on hold for a prior authorization.

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Centene Sues Government Over Report Card, Remains Committed to Quality Measurement in Principle

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