Medics
For the people on shift
The Break Room
Six small things for the people holding the hospital together. Each takes under a minute, works on a phone in a stairwell, and sends nothing anywhere: whatever you type stays on your device.
- Print it Pizza Party Appreciation Certificate A printable, official-looking certificate that awards one slice of pizza, cheese, subject to availability. Pick the occasion, add a name, text it to the unit.
- Paste it Admin Memo Translator Paste a line from a leadership email and get the plain-English meaning. “Rightsizing” is “fewer of you, same patients.” Runs in your browser; nothing you paste leaves it.
- Daily Burnout Bingo A new 5×5 card every day of shift events. Tap squares as they happen, then share your card. Same card for everyone, all day.
- Listen How much time do you have? Five minutes in the car before you go back in? Pick 3, 5, 10 or 20 and get episodes that fit.
- Copy it Out-of-Office Generator Satirical auto-replies for every kind of unavailable: charting, on call, post-call, vacation and just tired. Tap to copy.
- The sincere one Take Five A one-minute guided breathing pause, plus real, free support lines for clinicians. This page is not satire.