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Hospitals, Having Monetized Illness, Move Upstream to Monetize Not Being Sick

The real story: Hospitals’ next lucrative bet — longevity clinics STAT · Oct 16, 2026

Our take: Health systems have identified a new service line: the healthy, who until now were an untapped revenue source. The business case is sound, since a well person is just a patient the system hasn't billed yet. Expect a rigorous prospectus and a much thinner evidence base.

The real story is linked. The headline above it and the commentary are satire, written by Medics Musings; we quote no article text and aim the jokes at the system, never at patients or reporters.

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Hospitals, Having Monetized Illness, Move Upstream to Monetize Not Being Sick

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