Medics
The Break Room
Admin Memo Translator
Leadership email in, plain English out. Nothing you paste ever leaves this page.
Plain English
What they said, and what they meant
No jargon found. It may already be plain English, which would be a first. Or the euphemism is one we have not met yet.
Privacy: the translation runs entirely in your browser from a fixed list of 154 phrases. There is no AI and no server involved, so nothing you paste is sent anywhere. The translations are satire, aimed at the memo and never at the person who forwarded it.