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      <title>Defending a Left Hook</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Have you ever felt like a casual discussion with your partner suddenly turned into a full-scale boxing match? In this episode, we break down a fascinating consultation with retired referee Dr. Dan… (3 min)</description>
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      <title>Scalpel Shennanigans</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Half a century of cutting people open, now cutting into your commute. Stories so funny the anesthesiologist laughed, and the anesthesiologist never laughs. Listener discretion advised; the details are… (3 min)</description>
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      <title>Have You Oiled Your Walker Today? The GlideRight Playbook</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A satirical infomercial for GlideRight, the fictional walker-ball lubricant, read by two AI voices: a breathless announcer and a very fast fine-print reader. Based on the NotebookLM deck The… (4 min)</description>
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      <title>The Million Dollar Walker Ball Oil</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Neglecting walker ball maintenance is a fast track to "orthopedic pessimism" and a total collapse of your personal "Swagger Index". Without proper lubrication, those once-quiet tennis balls transform… (6 min)</description>
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      <title>Out of Touch</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dr. Leo A. Gordon’s essay on the vanishing sense of touch in modern surgery, from the “tissue sense” of open operations to laparoscopy and robotic consoles. (10 min)</description>
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      <title>Tassel Twirling in Tulsa: Bumps, Grinds, and Scalpels</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Welcome to the world's only medical comedy podcast dedicated to the bizarre, high-stakes occupational hazards of retired burlesque performers. Inspired by Leo A. Gordon, MD's "The Aging Ecdysiast"… (32 min)</description>
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      <title>Senior Pickleball: When the Spirit Is Willing but the Joints Are Not!</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Join sportscaster Chuck "The Mouth" Morrison and former orthopedic surgeon Dr. Phil McCracken as they bring you the slowest-paced action in sports entertainment! This week's episode features a… (12 min)</description>
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      <title>Standing on the Shoulders of Physicists in the Operating Room</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The Physics of Laparoscopic Surgery: Key Points Overview This humorous dissertation written and read by Leo A. Gordon, MD presents ten "laws of physics" that humorously explain the frustrations and… (17 min)</description>
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      <title>The Presidential Address of the International Brotherhood of Biliary Tract Workers</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Please join us for a masterful presentation about the union of hard-working biliary tract workers. Dr. Antony Delatorre delivers the presidential address. He refers to:  The Charcot House for workers… (16 min)</description>
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      <title>Transference Analysis: Play by Play</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Experience a Powerful Therapeutic Breakthrough: When Past Meets Present Join Dr. Travis Mitchell for an intimate look, in the style of a play by play sportscast,  into a transformative therapy… (3 min)</description>
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      <title>Out of Touch: From Healing Touch to Digital Distance</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Written and read by Leo A. Gordon, MD, The American Bard of Medicine. Join a veteran surgeon's poignant and humorous journey through the evolution of modern surgery, where the intimate art of healing… (12 min)</description>
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      <title>The Iceman Cometh and the Patient Goeth</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Written and read by Leo A. Gordon, MD, The American Bard of Medicine. Step back to a bitterly cold Chicago in 1972 where a third-year medical student is about to learn a now-outdated method of… (14 min)</description>
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      <title>Fourth and Gall (Play by Play Coverage)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This satirical nail-biting episode covers a cholecystectomy with bile duct exploration and extraction of a left hepatic duct stone. The Southwestern Conference of the American Surgical League brings… (21 min)</description>
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      <title>Sylvia's Walker Balls</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Written and read by Leo A. Gordon, MD, The American Bard of Medicine Step into the quirky and poignant world of Sylvia Kropopnik, a 90-something enigma with a colorful past, an unforgettable walker… (11 min)</description>
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      <title>Bedside Banter with Algo Chats-a-Lot III</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Witty conversation with my AI Medical chatbot, Algo Chats-A-Lot,III, who offers opinions:   What to prescribe for a computer virus.  His version of "take two bytes and call me in the morning" Medical… (7 min)</description>
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      <title>Surgery Department Voicemail Nightmare: Thank You For Calling</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Will you navigate the labyrinth of voicemail options before succumbing to existential despair? (3 min)</description>
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      <title>From Burnout to Punchlines: Freud's Solution</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Discover the fascinating historical connection between comedy and physician burnout at Vienna's Allgemeine Krankenhaus. In this satirical, fictional story, learn how Sigmund Freud prescribed stand-up… (8 min)</description>
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      <title>Pax Inguinalis Salons and Evening Events (Programme)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Evening Events – Inguinal Salons at the Pax Inguinalis The Pax Inguinalis Program Committee has instituted a series of evening salons to compliment the scientific presentations. These salons are… (9 min)</description>
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      <title>Pax Inguinalis (Part 3)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Join us for Part 3 of uniquely entertaining medical podcast featuring a veteran surgeon's witty and candid exploration of inguinal hernia repair. Our host, a self-proclaimed chief negotiator of the… (16 min)</description>
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      <title>Pax Inguinalis (Part 2)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Join us for a uniquely entertaining medical podcast featuring a veteran surgeon's witty and candid exploration of inguinal hernia repair. Our host, a self-proclaimed chief negotiator of the "Pax… (6 min)</description>
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      <title>Pax Inguinalis: Negotiating a Just and Lasting Peace in the Inguinal Region (Part 1)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Join Dr. Patch Groin as he unveils the historic negotiations bringing peace to the anatomical territories of the groin! Watch as delegates from Abdomenia, Flexidia, and Pupica gather in Rouen for the… (3 min)</description>
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      <title>AI Rounds: When Your Chatbot Assistant Bites Back!</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Ever wondered what happens when an old-school doctor collides with cutting-edge AI? Join Dr. Davey Dinosaur (yes, that's what I'm calling myself now) as I navigate the fast-paced challenges of modern… (3 min)</description>
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      <title>Healing by Hashtag: Unpack Your Baggage in 30 Seconds!</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The internet's attempts to commodify healing, from 30-second TikTok therapy to satirical self-help products.    (Created with the help of Perplexity Pro AI) (3 min)</description>
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      <title>Black Friday Bargain Bin Healthcare Extravaganza</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Coming to you from a strip mall directly adjacent to a questionable accredited medical clinic. Don't miss out!   (Created with the help of Perplexity Pro AI) (4 min)</description>
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      <title>Is Happiness Behind a Paywall?</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Is happiness hiding behind a paywall? Does happiness depend on your subscription level? (Created with the help of Perplexity Pro AI) (4 min)</description>
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      <title>Algorithms Meet Empathy: The Future of Patient Care</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Artificial Intelligence is revolutionizing medicine, offering unprecedented accuracy in diagnosis and personalized treatment plans. But can it replace the human element? In this video, we explore how… (7 min)</description>
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      <title>Can Patients and Doctors Trust AI in Healthcare?</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Can doctors and patients come to trust in and collaborate with AI in forming diagnoses and treatments?    (Created with the help of Perplexity Pro AI) (11 min)</description>
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      <title>The Ten Commandments of Grand Rounds</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A senior surgeon's unique witty perspective on the traditional protocols of Grand Rounds for physicians in training.  Send comments to TheAmericanBardofSurgery@gmail.com (5 min)</description>
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      <title>The Digital Doctor</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Satirical take on AI in Healthcare. Is AI in Healthcare accurate enough to keep you safe and healthy? Is it an aid or impediment? Or both? (Created with the help of Perplexity Pro AI) (3 min)</description>
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